Broadcasting live from an undisclosed bunker behind the Arby’s on Route 9. We bring you the truth the lamestream media won’t touch: UFO tax reform, Bigfoot HOA violations, weather reports based on gut feelings, and an hourly rant about why soup is a government psy-op. Featuring your host “Captain Bill” (not a real captain), conspiracy traffic updates from “Truckstop Tina,” and call-in segments where your uncle yells about gas prices. Strap in — reality is optional here.